Plot
In an unspecified future, Barbarella is assigned
by the President of Earth to retrieve Doctor Durand Durand from the Tau
Ceti region. Durand Durand is the inventor of the Positronic Ray, a
weapon that Earth leaders fear will fall into the wrong hands.
Barbarella crashes on the 16th planet of Tau Ceti and is soon knocked
unconscious by two mysterious girls, who take Barbarella to the wreckage
of a spaceship. Inside the wreckage, she is tied up and several
children emerge from within the ship. They set out several dolls which
have razor-sharp teeth. As the dolls begin to bite her, Barbarella
faints but is rescued by Mark Hand, the Catchman, who patrols the ice
looking for errant children. While Hand takes her back to her ship,
Barbarella offers to reward Mark and he suggests sex. She says that
people on Earth no longer have penetrative intercourse but consume
exaltation-transference pills and press their palms together when their
"psychocardiograms are in perfect harmony". Hand prefers the bed, and
Barbarella agrees. Hand's vessel makes long loops around Barbarella's
crashed vessel while the two have sex, and when it finally comes to a
stop, Barbarella is blissfully humming. After Hand repairs her ship,
Barbarella departs and promises to return, agreeing that doing things
the old-fashioned way is occasionally best.
Barbarella's ship burrows through the planet and comes out
next to a vast labyrinth. Upon emerging from her ship, she is knocked
unconscious by a rockslide. She is found by a blind angel named Pygar,
who states he is the last of the ornithanthropes and has lost the will
to fly. Barbarella discovers the labyrinth is a prison for people cast
out of Sogo, the City of Night. Pygar introduces her to Professor Ping,
who offers to repair her ship. Ping also notes that Pygar is capable of
flight but merely lacks the will. After Pygar rescues her from the Black
Guards, Barbarella has sex with him, and he regains his will to fly.
Pygar flies Barbarella to Sogo and uses the weaponry she brought with
her to destroy the city's guards. Sogo is a decadent city ruled over by
the Great Tyrant and powered by a liquid essence of evil called the
Mathmos. Barbarella is briefly separated from Pygar, and meets a
one-eyed wench who saves her from being assaulted by two of Sogo's
residents. Barbarella soon reunites with Pygar and the two are taken by
the Concierge to meet the Great Tyrant, who was really the one-eyed
wench in disguise. Pygar is left to become the Great Tyrant's plaything
while Barbarella is placed in a cage to be pecked to death by birds.
Barbarella is rescued by Dildano, leader of the resistance.
Barbarella eagerly offers to reward him, but he says he wants to
experience sex the Earthling way. Dildano offers to help Barbarella find
Durand Durand in exchange for her help in deposing the Great Tyrant.
Dildano gives Barbarella an invisible key to the Great Tyrant's Chamber
of Dreams.
Soon Barbarella is captured by the Concierge and placed inside
the Excessive Machine (called the Orgasmostron in the French version),
which the Concierge says will cause her to die of pleasure. Barbarella
writhes in ecstasy, and the machine overloads, unable to keep up with
her. Barbarella then discovers the Concierge is none other than Durand
Durand, aged thirty years due to the Mathmos.
Barbarella enters the Chamber of Dreams and Durand Durand grabs the
Queen's key and traps Barbarella and the Great Tyrant in the Chamber.
Durand Durand prepares to crown himself lord of Sogo, but
Dildano launches his revolution. Durand Durand uses his Positronic Ray
to devastate the rebels. The Great Tyrant then releases the Mathmos,
which consumes all of Sogo and Durand Durand with it. Barbarella and the
Great Tyrant are protected from the Mathmos by Barbarella's innate
goodness. They emerge from the Mathmos to find Pygar, who flies
Barbarella and the Tyrant away from the Mathmos. When asked by
Barbarella why he saved the Tyrant after everything she had done to him,
Pygar responds, "An angel has no memory."
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